Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.
- God
Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.
- God
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing . . . I meant it.
- God
I love you and you and you and you and . . .
- God
Follow me.
- God
Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.
- God
My way is the highway.
- God
Need directions?
- God
You think it's hot here?
-God
Do you have any idea where you're going?
-God
Don't make me come down there.
-God
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